Sunday, December 23, 2007

Weirdest Fucking Shit (excuse my language)

HOE-K SO,

yesterday i randomly met this women. i'm not sure what exactly she does, but i know it is some sort of nontraditional psychobabble, and that she does not have a degree in any of these fields in which she talked to me about.

I will try to sum this up, but really you had to be there...
So this women i have never met touches me and begins crying because she says i have such a powerful soul and she can feel the pain i am in. she started telling me stuff about who i am, my family, what i should do with my life...and she keeps referring to Micheal. as in "Micheal is telling me..."
So here i am, thinking, what the fuck. who is this lady and why is she telling me this...
Then she starts talking about how the angels are with us...the archangel Micheal.

So now, i am scared shitless because i think i am trapped in a small area with someone who is either fanatically religious, schizophrenic, or just a freak. it was likely a combination.

Then she tells me social work and psychology are the entirely wrong paths for me to follow. i am a "sensitive soul" who cannot sit day after day listening to the pain of others, "making money off of their misery." (sadly there was a little truth in that one)

Instead! I am to marry someone with a lot of money and write novels from my house, and be the most amazing mother.

Oh and Micheal told her the angel that was with me the day i was born is archangel Raphael. So whenever I am in pain, I just need to call out to Raphael.

I can't say Raphael was my favorite ninja turtle, but hey, cowabunga dude.

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